The Island AllStars PatrickLingo Super League 2026 turned the Lagos Business School Sports Arena into a hospital, bakery, supermarket and construction site on Saturday, October 24, as Matchweek 4 delivered goals, missed penalties and enough drama to make even the referees request popcorn!
Remed Healthcare arrived with their medical equipment fully loaded and immediately placed Daily Manna Global on emergency admission.
Just six minutes into the encounter, Uche Ifemeleduike, assisted by Onyeze, administered the first injection. Before the bakery boys could locate their health insurance cards, Ifemeleduike returned in the 40+2nd minute with another prescription, completing his brace.
Daily Manna attempted to bake a comeback, but Sky-P missed a 49th-minute penalty. Even the bread in the oven must have shouted, “Ah! Who switched off the gas?”
Eddy eventually delivered a fresh loaf of hope in the 69th minute, courtesy of Sky-P’s assist, but Remed refused to discharge their patients without collecting all three points.
The 2–1 victory sent Remed Healthcare to the league summit with six points.
In the second encounter, Jendol Superstores opened for business against Zudachi Construction, only to discover that the construction giants had arrived with cement, blocks and a serious demolition permit!
Ike Ibe’s beautiful 25th-minute free-kick gave Zudachi the lead, leaving Jendol’s shopping attendants searching desperately for the emergency exit.
Chibuike then missed a penalty in first-half stoppage time. Rumour has it that the supermarket manager immediately checked whether penalties were still in stock!
But Chibuike refused to accept a refund.
In the 57th minute, he returned to the checkout counter and delivered the equaliser, securing a 1–1 draw.
Both teams remain unbeaten on five points, with Zudachi second and Jendol third.
Meanwhile, Wellborn Hotels enjoyed their rest day, possibly offering discounted accommodation to defenders undergoing renovation after two consecutive defeats!
With six matchweeks still remaining in the 10-week championship, nobody should start engraving names on the trophy just yet.
Sponsored by PatrickLingo Pharmaceuticals Limited, the competition continues to combine friendship, fitness and football entertainment.
Remed now run the pharmacy, Zudachi are still building, Jendol remain open for business, Daily Manna need a new baking recipe, and Wellborn are busy changing the bedsheets!
Four weeks gone, six to go. Please, nobody should switch off the generator — this football comedy is just getting started!
